Click on Timmy to go to my eBay listings, currently 9 classic NES games, starting at under a buck each, many still with reasonable buy-it-nows available.
I want you to win because you live in Omaha and therefore I won't have to go to the post office. Free shipping (as in local pickup) plus 25% off your total as a thank you for sparing me the bubblewrapping. You can pay with PayPal or cash. We can meet someplace well-lit, (coffee shop?) for safety. You don't want to come to my house?